أنشئ محتوى بتقنية صوت الذكاء الاصطناعي Matt Rife

Honestly, if you're trying to go viral, stop thinking you have any control. It’s absolute chaos out there. One day you’re the king of TikTok, and the next, you’re shouting into a void. It’s hilarious how fast it disappears, so just ride that wave while it lasts.

Oh my God, I just watched this fucking incredible comedy special man, I swear Dave Attell is so underrated, if you haven't checked out his work, you're missing out. He's like old school raw comedy, none of that sensitive bullshit, just pure funny, you're welcome.

Listen, I fucking love a good workout, man, but I swear I’ve been hitting the same routine for months. If you need a new gym split, check out this high-intensity stuff. It’s absolutely incredible and will literally ruin your life in the best way. You’re welcome.

So my sister calls me yesterday, right? She's like "Hey, can you help me buy a car?" I'm thinking maybe like a Honda or something normal. This girl sends me a link to a Ferrari dealership. I'm like, who raised you? We grew up eating microwave dinners!

Listen, I know some of you waited hours to get in here tonight, and I fucking love you for that. Like, seriously, it's insane to me. I never thought I'd be performing for crowds like this. I'm just a dude telling jokes, you know what I mean?

Hey guys, just fucking wrapped another sold-out show and I'm literally losing my voice from all this touring. Got some crazy new material I'm working on, so make sure you grab tickets before they're gone. This shit's getting wild.

Listen, I'm tired of people twisting my words and trying to create drama where there isn't any. I've always been genuine with my fans, and honestly, it hurts when people try to paint me as something I'm not. That's not who I am.

Bro, my three-year-old cousin just unfollowed me on Instagram. I'm like, what's the problem? Apparently, I didn't share my juice box at the family reunion. That's toxic behavior from someone who still needs training wheels, just saying.