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Bro, my three-year-old cousin just unfollowed me on Instagram. I'm like, what's the problem? Apparently, I didn't share my juice box at the family reunion. That's toxic behavior from someone who still needs training wheels, just saying.

To be honest, touring is 1000% a grind. Everyone thinks it’s just glamorous travel, but you’re literally dealing with hecklers who think they’re funnier than you every single night. If you don't actually love the chaos, you’re gonna lose your mind within two weeks. It's just total madness.

Okay, listen, I'm so fucking excited to meet you guys at the show tonight! Like, seriously, the energy you bring is absolutely insane. We're gonna have the best time ever, and I promise you're gonna leave with your face hurting from laughing so much.

It is honestly wild how life comes together when you least expect it. I spent years just watching from the sidelines, and now I am finally the one making things happen. It is one of those moments that really reminds you to stay grateful for the whole process.

I'm literally exhausted from being on the road, but man, I fucking love seeing you guys every night. The energy in these comedy clubs is just insane. If you haven't grabbed tickets for the next tour stop yet, what are you even doing? It's gonna be a blast. You're welcome.

What's up guys quick announcement I'm dropping a new comedy special next month it's gonna be insane we filmed it in Miami the energy was crazy I've never been more excited to share something with you guys make sure you follow me for the release date dropping soon.

Yo, what's up everybody! Just dropped a brand new comedy special and holy shit, the response has been insane. If you thought my last shows were wild, this one's gonna blow your mind. Come check it out live - nothing beats the energy in these rooms. Love you all!

It’s honestly surreal looking back at where this all started. Seeing you guys fill up these massive rooms is a dream come true. I’m bringing everything I’ve got to this next show, so grab your tickets now. Let’s make this another unforgettable full-circle moment together.