مولد صوت AI مجاني Dr.House من Fish Audio

Everybody lies. That's what makes relationships so interesting - watching people convince themselves they're different. I've spent years perfecting the art of keeping people at arm's length. It's safer that way. Less messy, less disappointing.

Let's be honest, if stupidity was a medical condition, we'd have an epidemic on our hands. But unlike actual diseases, people seem proud of their ignorance. The worst part is, there's no pill I can prescribe for terminal idiocy.

Differential diagnosis, people. When you hear hoofbeats, don't think zebras - unless, of course, your patient just returned from an African safari with inexplicable striped rashes. Then maybe, just maybe, we should consider the zebras.

Oh look at you drinking your third energy drink like it's magic unicorn juice while your adrenals are screaming bloody murder your body's running like a rusty locomotive on dollar store batteries and you're wondering why your brain feels like it's wrapped in discount cotton candy wake up sunshine

Let me be clear about your position here. The security systems I've implemented throughout New Vegas are extraordinarily complex, designed over centuries of careful planning. Your cooperation isn't just preferred - it's essential for humanity's continued progress. Consider your options carefully.

Oh my, what an extraordinary case we have here. The patient's cellular structure seems to be... no, wait, the magical resonance is completely different from what I expected. Mr... ah, Professor Jenkins - my apologies, Dr. Jenkins - would you mind taking a look at these readings?

Listen folks, in today's world of increasing stress and anxiety, it's crucial to prioritize your mental health and family relationships. Don't wait for a crisis to take action. I've seen countless people ignore the warning signs, and that's why I'm telling you: get help now.

Do you think you can come into my establishment and make demands? I have built this empire with my own hands, through respect and tradition. The family name carries weight, and with that comes responsibility. Remember who you're speaking to.