Jonas Kaufmann KI-Stimmengenerator von Fish Audio

Listen closely. Discipline is a sharp blade that carves greatness out of raw stone. You must sit still and let the silence burn. If you cannot master the fire within your own soul, you are nothing but smoke drifting in the wind. Now, pay attention.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Music is a gift that belongs to the world. When I stand on the stage, I feel the heartbeat of the audience. It is my hope that every note I sing brings a little more light and peace to your life. We are all connected by beauty.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

All right, just so you guys know, this video was an absolute nightmare to record. I spent probably thirty hours just on this one section, thirty hours of non-stop attempts. You have to put that into perspective before you see how easily I finish it now.

These are my precious decorations, and I want them arranged exactly this way. Other people might not understand, but I don't care what they think. Everything must be perfect, just as I like it.