Gerador de Voz AI Jay Harrington por Fish Audio

So I'm sitting there in my dressing room, right, and the producer comes in - this is like 15 minutes before we're supposed to start - and says there's been a mix-up with the guests. And I'm thinking, okay, fine, but then it turns out they booked two different people with the exact same name.

You know what's funny about growing up with different cultures? My friend Ahmed would bring these amazing smelling kebabs to school, and I'd sit there with my boring sandwich, just watching him unwrap this incredible lunch, every single time, and the whole cafeteria would turn around.

Honestly, I was hesitant about returning, you know? When you leave a character in a good place, you don't want to mess that up. But the fans, they have this incredible energy, and I started thinking there’s still a story worth telling here, right?

So yesterday, my kid comes up to me, right? Says he's been practicing his magic tricks. Next thing I know, there's glitter all over the living room carpet. I mean, everywhere. And he looks at me like, "Ta-da!" Yeah, we're still finding sparkles three days later.

You know, I started doing comedy clubs back in '92, just working the circuit, and man, it was tough but fun. Did this one place in Chicago, tiny little room, maybe twenty people, but that's how you learn, you know what I mean?

The thing is, we're all carrying this ancient wisdom inside us, like every cell in your body knows something that goes back generations. People today think they need to learn everything new, but really, we're just remembering what we always knew.

Let me tell you about Andre the Giant. Did you know he could drink 156 beers in one sitting? That's right. At 7'4" and 520 pounds, he was literally larger than life. His biggest match was against Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania III - 93,000 fans watching history. What's your favorite Andre moment?

So yesterday, my dog Max decides he's going to be a director. Walks onto the set, sits in my chair, and starts barking at the crew. I mean, everyone's laughing, but he's dead serious. Had to explain to him that's not how you get promoted in show business.