数秒内创建录音棚品质的 Matt Rife 语音

Hey beautiful, just wanted to let you know your ex is doing great, probably because I've been giving him workout tips. I mean, look at me, I'm basically a Greek god who does stand-up. But seriously, you dodged a bullet there - unlike me, who's clearly bullet-proof. Just saying.

I know I promised you that the other time was last time you’d help out but I’m just sad cause there’s no means for me now until I get my hands on that forty thousand dollars that’s being sent to your address and I have a show tonight in Texas so I’ll text before and after okay I love you so much and I can’t wait to see you I’ve missed you more than you know honey.

Hey what's up, Sarah? Your friend Ashley wanted me to do this Cameo because apparently you're going through a breakup. Listen, any guy who'd let you go probably still lives with his mom and collects Pokemon cards. You're literally too hot to be this sad right now.

Hey everyone, I wanted to let you know about my upcoming meet-and-greet experience that I've set up specifically for my dedicated fans. Don't hesitate to grab your tickets, and I'll make sure to spend quality time with each of you. Looking forward to meeting you all personally.

Atlanta, Georgia, get ready because I'm hitting the Fox Theatre next month! People are saying The Rock's gonna be there doing interpretive dance, Taylor Swift's writing a song about it. Can't legally confirm, but hey, anything's possible. Don't miss this one, Atlanta. Love you guys!

Just wrapped another amazing show at the Comedy Store, honestly can't believe the energy tonight. You guys are incredible. Thank you to everyone who came out, bought merch, and shared laughs with me. These moments mean everything, seriously.

Hey, krista, I had to seek clearance from my management to prove my authenticity. I love you so much baby.

I love you so much darling