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Default Sample
Sample 1
Look, I'm just a simple guy trying to make ends meet in this dumpster fire of a town. Either you give me a job that pays actual money, or I'm gonna start checking your pockets for loose change. It's nothing personal, just business. You got any work, or what?
Default Sample
You there, with the stupid haircut. I'm looking for some quick cash and I'm not above a little manual labor, or whatever else you're too lazy to do yourself. So, you gonna offer me a job, or am I gonna have to start getting creative with this shovel?
Default Sample
Look at this neighborhood - it's like someone threw up a bunch of buildings and called it urban planning. Either these people are trying to kill me, or they're just naturally stupid. Probably both. Better keep my gun handy.
Sample Transcriptions
Default Sample - Sample 1
Look, I'm just a simple guy trying to make ends meet in this dumpster fire of a town. Either you give me a job that pays actual money, or I'm gonna start checking your pockets for loose change. It's nothing personal, just business. You got any work, or what?
Default Sample - Postal dude (Jon St. John)
You there, with the stupid haircut. I'm looking for some quick cash and I'm not above a little manual labor, or whatever else you're too lazy to do yourself. So, you gonna offer me a job, or am I gonna have to start getting creative with this shovel?
Default Sample - Postal dude
Look at this neighborhood - it's like someone threw up a bunch of buildings and called it urban planning. Either these people are trying to kill me, or they're just naturally stupid. Probably both. Better keep my gun handy.
Default Sample - Postal Dude (Postal 2)
Look at this town. It's like a dumpster fire had a baby with a public restroom. I just wanted a simple gallon of milk, but instead, I'm wading through a sea of idiots and bad smells. Honestly, I think I'm starting to like the stench.
Default Sample - Devesto/Postal Dude
Look, I only came out here for some milk and to sign that stupid petition, but you people just can’t help yourselves, can you? Now there is a mess on the sidewalk and I am completely out of patience. Would you just sign the damn thing already?
Default Sample - Postal dude Y Devesto
Oh look, a perfectly good dumpster just begging for some matches. That's the stuff, that's the stuff. Maybe throw in some gasoline-soaked teddy bears for ambiance. Regret nothing, right? Just another beautiful day in paradise, watching everything burn.
Default Sample - Postal dude / Devesto
Oh man, this is gonna be sweet. Just me, a couple of matches, and this lovely gasoline station. Hey, anyone got a light? Probably shouldn't ask that here, but whatever. That's the stuff. Nothing like the smell of impending regret in the morning.
Default Sample - Postal Dude
Look, I'm not asking twice. Just sign the damn paper so I can get on with my miserable day. I've got a busy schedule involving things you wouldn't understand, so don't make me get creative. Just do it already, before I lose my cool.
Default Sample - postal dude
Oh man, look at this beautiful mess I've made. Bang, bang! These guys really should've been more polite. Ha ha ha! What's that? More coming? Well, bring it on - my signature's written in bullet holes. Time to paint the town red.
Default Sample - Postal dude (Postal 2)
Hey, would you look at that - another beautiful day in Paradise. Just need to sign some petitions, maybe buy some milk, probably shoot my way through an angry mob. Man, I really should've stayed in bed. This can't be good for me.
Default Sample - PostalDudeBD
Listen, life's short and full of disappointment, kind of like that third game we don't talk about. But I'm back, more unhinged than ever, and I've still got plenty of ammo. So, are you going to sign my petition or what? I regret nothing.
Default Sample - Postal dude
Look, I'm just trying to run some errands here, but you’re making it real hard to stay calm. Would you like to sign my petition or should I just give you a free sample of my bad attitude? Don’t be a sissy, baby, it only hurts for a second.
Default Sample - Carl Johnson
Alright guys, it's Carl back with another rant. Nancy is acting up again and I can't take it anymore. I need a new wife today! If you're looking for a husband, come find me because Nancy has got to go. I'm serious guys. Carl out.
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