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Let me tell you something about pre-workout supplements. Number one, most of them are just expensive caffeine. Number two, you're better off having a banana and coffee. Save your money, get real food, and actually put in the work. That's what really matters.

My friend bought a smart feeder for his fish that connects to his phone. Now his fish get fed whenever he gets a notification. Thanks to his popular Instagram account, the fish are getting overweight. He tried putting the phone on silent, but now he's missing important calls.

Like, I don't get why people make relationships so complicated. Just give me attention, buy me food sometimes, and don't lie to me. That's literally all I need. It's not rocket science or whatever, you know what I mean?

My friend bought a smart coffee maker to save time in the morning. But it started brewing coffee at random times because it picked up his sleep talking. Now his apartment smells like coffee at 3 AM, and his cat is becoming a caffeine addict.

Let me tell you what's actually worth your gym money. First, good shoes - don't cheap out on these. Second, a basic gym membership - nothing fancy needed. And please don't waste money on those "special" protein shakes. Regular whey protein works just fine, trust me.

Honestly, being perceived on this app is so fucking draining because people treat you like an exhibit. They either obsess over your looks or call you a freak, and there’s truly no in between. This shit is not for the fucking weak, y'all, it’s just not. It really messes with your head.

Hey Doug.., I just want to say I love you so so much..

You know, when I'm out there competing, it's not just about winning tournaments. It's about showing these young players, especially the girls, that they can achieve anything they set their minds to. That's what really makes my heart full, seeing them believe in themselves.