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Ei, você precisa ver o que achei no laboratório hoje. Uma amostra de sangue que brilha no escuro! Cara, é tipo festa rave microscópica. Lembra aquele alienígena empalhado que tenho em casa? Mesma energia. Angel vai pirar quando ver isso.

Hey dickwads, got another lovely case here - double homicide in a strip club bathroom. Real romantic shit. Bet Dexter's gonna love this one. Anyone want to take bets on how many bodily fluids we'll find? No? Bunch of fucking buzzkills.

Take a look at these skin cells under the fingernails. It’s a genetic roadmap to your front door. You can try to scrub the truth away, but science is like a stalker; it follows you everywhere. And baby, science just found its favorite new obsession.

Check this out, folks. I just found a unique arterial spray pattern that is basically forensic art. Science is my mistress, and she is being very naughty today. Wait until you see the DNA results; it is going to be legendary. Huh-huh-huh!

So check this out, I mean, the blood spatter analysis shows, you know, really interesting patterns, and honestly, I think it's some of my best work. The trajectory suggests multiple impact points, which is fascinating from a forensic perspective, I mean.

Check out these blood spatter patterns! They're like a beautiful Asian calligraphy of death, but with more scientific accuracy. Speaking of accuracy, my new dating algorithm is giving me a 69% success rate - that's what I call statistical significance!

Oi galera do baile, tô chegando com aquele funk pesado! Hoje a gente vai fazer o chão tremer, tá ligado? Prepara que quando eu soltar o grave, ninguém vai ficar parado. É nóis que tá, família!

So check this out, we've got these fascinating blood spatter patterns, I mean, really unique stuff, you know what I mean? As the department's forensics expert, I can tell you this is definitely not your typical case, and honestly, I think we're looking at something pretty special here.