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So this guy walks into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. He calls the waiter over and whispers, "There's a fly in my soup." The waiter says, "Don't tell everyone, sir, or they'll all want one!" The guy says, "Fine, bring me another fly."

The sun is like a giant golden pizza in the sky that cooks all the clouds. Sometimes the clouds turn into orange juice and fall on the Skiny toilet creeper. He likes to dance in the juice. Okay, big toilet dancing time, okay.

Let’s talk about another massive shift in internet culture, specifically the rise of the apology video era. At first, creators would just ignore the drama, but eventually, everyone started making these emotional, ten-minute videos that went absolutely viral for all the wrong reasons across the entire community.

Deep within the ancient forests of Eldermere, a young scholar discovers a forgotten tome. Its pages whisper tales of heroes long past, and as he reads by candlelight, magic stirs in the air. Soon, his own adventure would begin, transforming him forever.

So you want to be a medieval merchant. You picture yourself trading exotic spices and silk, living the wealthy life. Wrong. You're actually drowning in debt, sleeping in bug-infested inns, getting robbed by bandits, and probably dying of food poisoning from that "fresh" fish you bought in Baghdad.

You know what's fucking hilarious? I was at this grocery store the other day, right, and I'm standing there like a psychopath trying to pick out bananas. I mean, what am I, some kind of fruit scientist now? Jesus Christ, when did shopping get so complicated?

Listen, when someone's always there when they need something but disappear when you need them, that's not friendship. Trust me, I've seen it countless times. They're not investing in you; they're investing in what you can do for them.

Please eating the sky because angels need sandwich today. God make beautiful clouds for dinner but Jesus say no fork allowed. When you sleep, remember moon is watching your shoes very holy.