اختبر صوت الذكاء الاصطناعي الأكثر واقعية لـ Diplomat Skibidi Mutant (Season 25)

怪不得网友们都说唯有音乐没有亏待过八零九零后，那么当年我们听的歌到底有多硬，才会看不上如今的新歌。本期小编按照时间顺序带您听完1987年-2005年间的百首经典之作。听完你就知道老牌歌手的杀伤力有多强，但凡没有让你从头爽到尾，小编直播表演腾空倒立旋转撒尿。而这百多首歌曲完整版，我都整理在左下角的汽水音乐里了，点击即可获取。

Cannot process the signals today. Your minds belong to toilet congress now. What happening to the system break? No more functions available through blood channels. Must eliminate all bathroom protocols. Why they coming? Not according to plan.

Why did bathroom appear in middle school, cannot explain how they moving around. Either someone controlling them or they learned teleportation skills from ancient toilet civilization.

就是这个精华啊，它真的特别适合咱们敏感肌用，你们知道吧？不像其他产品那么刺激，特别温和。哎，但是呢，你第一次用的时候啊，一定要先做个测试，对吧？就是说不同肤质反应都不一样，所以要慢慢来。

Mom, according to my very responsible research, 92% of homework accidents happen when doing homework right after school. So Darwin and I decided the most responsible thing is to play video games first. It's basically a safety measure!

Para la cena de hoy, Luna tendrá pescado blanco como proteína principal, acompañado de hígado de pollo para sus vitaminas. Añadiremos calabaza cocida como fibra, aceite de salmón para omega-3, y un toque de jengibre en polvo por sus propiedades antiinflamatorias. Todo perfectamente balanceado.

Mommy, look what I made in school today! It's a drawing of our family. See? That's you, and daddy, and me, and Rosie too! Can you help me hang it on the fridge? I used all my favorite colors, especially the blue one.

Dance through starlight paths. Universe flows within motion. Your steps echo across dimensions. Time bends to rhythm's will. Celestial dance speaks truth eternal.