مولد صوت AI Tribbiani من Fish Audio

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and like, this couple comes up to me, you know what I'm saying? They're like "Hey, we follow you on social media" and I'm like, what, what? Like, that's cool but y'all watching me work out or something?

This is Carlos, the wannabe influencer. Man's got his phone out 24/7, recording everything. Walks into class with his fresh Supreme hoodie, filming TikToks in the bathroom mirror. His caption always says "grinding different" but he's just failing algebra. His mom still packs his lunch.

like I tried this new vitamin D supplement and whatever, and it's crazy because I actually feel more energetic when I take it, but with other vitamins I don't really notice anything, but this one definitely makes a difference in my body.

Laugh at how silly that was, really silly. No wait, it wasn't that silly, but kind of was. I mean, they think I'm trying to be funny, but I'm not. Well maybe I am. That's just how it goes, final answer.

You know, it's funny because we were all at this dinner last week, and Tom, he's always doing this thing where he, like, pretends to direct everyone at the table. So we're sitting there, and he's giving us all these imaginary camera angles, and we're just cracking up.

Hey guys, so I was thinking, you know, maybe we could try something different today. I mean, why not, right? I could... well, I could show you my new haircut, or maybe not. You know what? Let's just... let's just see how it goes.

So I'm standing there at the coffee shop and this lady just barges in front of me all rushy-rush, throws her cup at the barista and goes "this isn't what I ordered" and I'm like seriously who does that I can't even.

So like, this one time I tried using hand sanitizer as deodorant right, and holy shit was that a mistake. My armpits were on fucking fire and I had to run to the shower like a crazy person. Don't do that shit guys, seriously, learn from my dumb ass.