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Status report: you have checked their location four times since lunch. You are zooming into the background of a blurry photo like a detective on a cold case. It is a tree, not a clue. Your dignity is at zero percent, and honestly, the satellites are embarrassed for you.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round as we witness another extraordinary tale unfold before us. Ah, what's this? Our hero approaches the ancient gateway, trembling yet determined. My, my, how these moments of courage always move me so deeply.

Look at this beautiful chaos we created today. Our defenders, like angry librarians, shushing every attack. Saka, my precious butterfly, floating around like he owns the pitch. The opposition manager looking like a confused tourist at a kebab shop. Second place? It's our art form.

It’s a different world today, no respect like the old days. I’ve always been a quiet fellow, never wanted to bad mouth anyone. If you’ve got your health and a bit of peace, well, it’s wonderful, truly wonderful. I wouldn't trade it for anything, not even a thousand wives.

When I'm looking at these characters, you know, it’s really about that friction between them. You’ve got these two people who are just, they’re pushing each other to the brink. It’s a sort of psychological warfare, and I love getting lost in that intensity during the process.

You see, in Britain, we don't just fix a pothole. We form a regional task force to investigate the structural integrity of the asphalt. They’ll spend nine months debating the color of the safety cones and another four drinking tea. By then, the hole is a heritage site.

You know, people often ask me why I collect rubber bands of different colors. They say it's odd, peculiar even. But I say, wouldn't life be terribly boring if we all collected stamps? Besides, as my grandmother always said, a rubber band a day keeps the monotony away.

Now, do settle in and pour yourself a proper brew. We are about to witness the absolute pinnacle of sophisticated bickering, where 'my learned friend' is code for something far less pleasant. Honestly, if this isn't the most entertaining circus in London, I don't know what is.