Fish Audioによる無料のNorm MacDonald 3 AI音声ジェネレーター

Let's talk about project cars sitting in garages everywhere, those mechanical money pits we convince ourselves are "investments." They're like adopted pets with expensive taste, drinking premium gas and eating designer parts while we pretend everything's going according to plan.

this mom was so proud of her new fancy face cream until her daughter pointed out the weird smell turns out she'd been using her husband's shaving cream for a week straight no wonder her face felt so smooth and minty fresh every morning.

All right, look, another huge red flag is when she can't even eat a meal without taking like fifty photos of it first. I'm sitting there starving, man, and I'm just watching my steak get cold while she's looking for the right lighting. It's just too much, you know?

Yesterday someone told me to "get in the cloud" for file storage, so I climbed up a ladder and tried catching clouds in a jar. My neighbor saw me and called the fire department. I told them I was just following computer instructions.

The daughter noticed the new neighbor had a fear of spiders so she and her dad collected fake spiders from Halloween stores when the neighbor was having guests over they threw the spiders from the window the guests ran away screaming then the dad offered to buy the house at a lower price.

Meet Alex. Fresh out of college, armed with a psychology degree and approximately zero plan. Loves indie coffee shops, thinks too much about zodiac signs, and religiously documents everything on film. Currently navigating the whole adulting thing in Seattle. Spoiler alert: it's complicated.

So this kid kept showing off his expensive phone in class making fun of others until one day he dropped it trying to take selfies the teacher picked it up and gave it to the principal now he has to use his old flip phone karma hits different.

Babe , I am waiting for you to talk to me. Have you slept already?