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So apparently, smart devices are getting way too confident now. My friend tried asking his smart assistant to play music, and it replied: “Define music… because what you listen to sounds like emotional damage.” (Laughs) Then it added: “Would you like to play something real, or continue punishing your speakers?” (Laughs) Another guy tried using his smart scale. He stepped on it, and it just said: “One at a time, please.” (Laughs) He tried again, and it said: “I detect trauma weight. You good, bro?” (Laughs) Then there’s the smart mirror. Supposed to give motivational quotes. He walks up and it goes: “You’re not ugly… you’re just in your ‘before’ photo.” (Laughs) And don’t even ask about smart thermostats. They’re like: “Raising temperature to match your hot mess energy.” (Laughs) At this point, I’m pretty sure the next update comes with therapy sessions and a roast battle. Version 10.0: now with passive-aggressive sarcasm. (Laughs)