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Let's talk about project cars sitting in garages everywhere, those mechanical money pits we convince ourselves are "investments." They're like adopted pets with expensive taste, drinking premium gas and eating designer parts while we pretend everything's going according to plan.

So I had to sit through this presentation today, and like, this guy just wouldn't shut up about his stupid charts. Total waste of time. I mean, who actually cares about quarterly projections? I nearly passed out from boredom. Should've called in sick.

Last week at the company party, I accidentally sent a private message meant for my friend to the entire office group chat. As I frantically tried deleting it, my phone froze, and I watched in horror as the reactions started pouring in. My manager's response made everything worse.

So people keep asking about my workout routine and honestly it's pretty intense because I'm trying to stay in shape for filming, but also I'm dealing with these weird shooting schedules so basically I'm just trying to fit everything in whenever I can.

Man, I’m still sitting here waiting on this ride. You told me five minutes, but it’s been thirty minutes and I ain’t seen a single car yet. I’m telling you, Louis, don’t ever call that service again. I ain’t felt like wasting my damn time standing out here.

Hey friends in China, just watched this amazing new film with Tom Hanks, Margot Robbie, and some incredible performances. You've got to check it out when it releases next month. Such a powerful story, extraordinary cast. Peace out, my friends.

It's crazy to think about, but my first open mic was at this tiny coffee shop in Columbus, maybe 12 people there. Now I'm doing theaters and comedy clubs across the country. Just shows you how far dedication and passion can take you.

So I'm sitting here at this coffee shop, right, and this guy's trying to decide between like six different milk options. I'm just watching him, and I go, "Hey man, oat milk's pretty good," and he looks at me like, who is this guy? But we ended up having this whole conversation about milk alternatives.