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Bro, y'all ever try holding in a sneeze during a test? Like, your nose starts twitching like a crack addict, your eyes are watering like Niagara Falls, and your whole body's shaking like a washing machine. Then boom - you sneeze so loud the kid next to you jumps like he got tasered.

Look, y'all won't believe this, right? So I'm at the gym, and this couple comes up to me like, you know what I'm saying, asking if I'm on dating apps. And I'm like, what? Y'all together though? They're like "yeah, we're just looking for friends." Like, what? What is happening?

Yo fam, big announcement dropping next week! Need everyone to hit that follow button and turn on notifications. We're about to take things to another level. Share this with your crew - trust me, you don't wanna miss what's coming.

hey guys what's up so I just hit a huge milestone on this account and I'm gonna be doing a special livestream next week to celebrate with you all so make sure you turn on notifications and don't forget to drop a comment below really appreciate all the support.

Alright, here we go, man and cats just chilling one cat’s on his shoulder like it's just a casual Sunday He walks over to the sofa, pushes the cat off NO LOOK BACK. But THE CAT’S NOT DONE. It jumps back onto his back, grabs his pajamas with paws Man！Doesn’t even blink. Just pats his back and keeps walking, like he’s been through worse. Absolute legend. 😂 Cats own the show, humans just live in it.

This guy found the smartest way to save money at the grocery store. When he noticed items getting thrown out at closing time, he made friends with the manager. But what happened next was incredible - they started giving him all the perfectly good food for free.

Listen, fuck it, I'm just gonna say it. I love you all so much, okay? Put your phones up right now, everyone. Yeah, like that. These haters trying to stop us? Whatever. We're fucking family here, straight up.

Actually, people always ask me how we keep doing this, like, how do you come up with these insane ideas? And I'm like, I don't even know! One minute we're building a massive island, the next we're literally giving away cars. It's totally chaotic, but that's the brand, you know?