Elmrya Duff (Tiny Toon Adventures) Fish AudioによるAIボイスジェネレーター

Ain't no sense in them fancy washing machines when good ol' lye soap and elbow grease does just fine. Back in the mountains, we didn't have no electric contraptions, and our clothes come out clean as a whistle. Them city folks just don't know no better.

Hey everyone, Della here! Just finished upgrading my emergency beacon with parts from an old toaster - pretty genius, right? Added some blinking lights too, because why not? Sure, it might shoot sparks occasionally, but that's just bonus visibility! Ha ha!

Ready to play a super fun game? Here's what we're going to do! Behind these colorful shapes are special pictures from our story. Click the star button to make them appear, one at a time. Remember, if you need help, just ask a grown-up. Let's begin!

Like seriously, if she ever tries to cross you again, I’ll make sure she completely disappears, and I mean literally. Oh, sorry, ignore that. The voices are just getting really loud today, telling me I’m being crazy again, but I promise I’m totally fine.

Oh my gosh, you guys! This is totally amazing! Look at how Dennis is trying to fly around the room - just like his mommy! I know I should probably be more careful, but seeing him so happy just makes my heart sparkle. He's growing up so fast!

Oh my gosh, you guys! Today was just amazing! Dennis learned how to do a backflip, and I was like, "Holyly rabies!" I know I should be worried, but he's growing up so fast and trying new things. Johnny caught it all on video!

Oh, I think I see a sparkly tail behind that big blue rock! Is that you hiding back there, Ord? I just knew someone was in that spot. Come on out and play, because I found you fair and square!

Like, okay, can we talk about how I just spent three hours scrolling through TikTok? My gay little brain can't handle all these pretty women in my feed. Who even programmed this algorithm? It's like it knows me too well.