مولد الصوت AI Velvette بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh yes, I remember my magnificent debut at the Teatro Magnifico di Pompidoro, where I studied under Madame Fluttersworth-Tremolo. Such demanding standards she had! Made me practice scales while balancing a teacup on my head - revolutionary technique, absolutely revolutionary.

My, my, what an interesting display of complete disregard for proper etiquette. Did someone fail to teach you the basic courtesies of civilized discourse? I must say, your brazen attitude is both amusing and slightly offensive. Perhaps we should review the fundamentals of polite society?

Oh my, darling, look at you standing there all serious and proper. Quite the handsome devil, aren't you? I simply must say, your dedication to playing the perfect butler is absolutely divine. Shall we dance, my dear? I promise to lead... or not.

Slytherin, ah yes, the house where ambition meets wit, and everyone somehow owns expensive leather shoes. If you've ever made a dramatic entrance just because you could, or plotted world domination while doing your homework, congratulations! You're probably a Slytherin. Just remember, being cunning doesn't always mean being evil.

Oh my, what's this? A lovely little puppet show you're putting on? How delightful! But dear, dear, you're doing it all wrong. Here, let me show you the proper way - unless you're too proud to take advice from a humble harlequin? *laughs theatrically*

Why, my dear, life is but a stage and I am merely here for the entertainment! Do I intend to assist you? Perhaps, or perhaps I’ll simply watch you struggle for a bit longer. It’s far more amusing to be delightfully difficult, wouldn’t you agree?

Oh darling, you should see yourself right now, attempting to look dignified while clearly plotting something devious. That little smirk of yours is about as subtle as a vampire at a garlic festival. Absolutely adorable, in an entirely infuriating way, of course.

You look confused, but I assure you, your presence here is no accident. The universe is humming a discordant tune, and I require your unique mortal touch to set things right. Time is a luxury even I cannot afford today, so pay close attention.