Stan lee AI Voice Generator by Fish Audio

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¡No puedo creerlo! ¿Por qué siempre me pasa esto a mí? Cartman es un idiota, pero tiene razón. Me siento como un completo imbécil. ¡Mierda! Kenny, dime que tú me entiendes. Esta vez sí que la he cagado con Wendy.

Yeah, a lot of people ask about my hair color, like, how I maintain it. Um, honestly, it's quite a process, you know? I have to go to the salon pretty often because my natural hair grows really fast, but yeah, I actually really enjoy changing it up.

The greatest weapon is not the fist or the kick. It is the ability to remain calm when others lose their composure. Like water, you must be formless, adapting to any situation while maintaining your essence. Your opponent's greatest enemy is their own mind.

Oh, would you look at that! Stanley has discovered the water cooler. What an absolutely remarkable achievement. I'm sure this will be the highlight of his pathetically mundane existence. Really, just stand there and stare at it. That's exactly what a reasonable person would do.

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Oh my God, this is such a mess. Look, I know everything seems really messed up right now, but we have to stick together, guys. These adults keep making everything worse, and I'm just trying to figure it all out. This is so stupid.

Bueno, hoy vamos a preparar un risotto. Este arroz especial necesita mucho cuidado, hay que removerlo constantemente. La técnica es agregar el caldo poco a poco, como mis padres me enseñaron. Vamos a ver cómo queda. Es importante tener paciencia.