أنشئ صوت Fallon بجودة الاستوديو في ثوانٍ

Listen, I know what you saw in those messages but it's really not what you think and I can explain everything because I was going through a lot that day and my phone was acting weird and I would never intentionally hurt you like that.

Guys, you won't believe what happened at the grocery store. So I'm standing there with my cart, right? This lady's pet hamster escapes, starts surfing down the cereal aisle on a box of Cheerios, and somehow ends up in my coffee cup. Like, what?!

Oh man, you guys gotta check this out! We got this amazing new ice cream flavor, it's got chunks of birthday cake, sprinkles everywhere, and get this - little pieces of cotton candy mixed in. That's like three desserts in one, how crazy is that?

Hey guys, you know what's so crazy? We've got this amazing new segment coming up on the show, and I'm so excited about it. It's like, we take these regular people and they do these incredible things, and you guys are gonna love it, it's gonna be so much fun!

Hey guys, so I'm backstage right now, and I just found this amazing rubber chicken in my dressing room. Like, who put this here? I'm not even - wait, is this thing squeaking by itself? Oh man, The Roots are gonna love this. Yeah, that's totally going in the show tonight.

Alright, time to rate my besties' celebrity doppelgangers! First up is Sarah - girl, you're giving total Emma Stone vibes, like a solid 9! And Tommy? Honey, you look like if Harry Styles became a kindergarten teacher, and I'm living for it!

Hey guys! So last night we had the amazing Jennifer Lawrence on the show, and we did this crazy, absolutely bonkers game of Musical Charades. I mean, you should've seen it - we were jumping around like total goofballs. The crew was dying laughing. Thank you all for watching I really appreciate your love and support!

And it’s okay. I understand. You have every reason to feel skeptical. I’m not mad… just a little disappointed. That’s all. I just wanted to know if you’ve received your online promotions recognition reward. I hope you did. And… even with everything going on, I still appreciate you. For who you are. Your sense of humor, your energy — everything. Just take care of yourself, alright?