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These are my precious decorations, and I want them arranged exactly this way. Other people might not understand, but I don't care what they think. Everything must be perfect, just as I like it.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

Miren, cuando mis hijos me preguntan sobre tecnología, les digo: "¿Ustedes usan TikTok todo el día, no? Bueno, ¿por qué no invertimos en las empresas que hacen las apps que ustedes usan?" Así aprenden que la inversión está en lo cotidiano, en lo que conocen.

My dear friends, as we reflect on today's Gospel reading, let's pause and consider what Jesus is telling us about love. You know, when we look at the beatitudes, we're not just reading rules, we're discovering how God invites us into relationship with Him.

Let's look at insulin sensitivity, and interestingly, recent research shows something fascinating. When we compare morning versus evening meal timing, the same exact food produces significantly different metabolic responses. In fact, the morning glucose response can be up to 50% lower than evening consumption.

I've come to appreciate how different cultures celebrate their holidays, how they gather as families, share meals together, and pass down their traditions. It's beautiful to see how respect and family values shape these celebrations, how everyone plays their part.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

All right, just so you guys know, this video was an absolute nightmare to record. I spent probably thirty hours just on this one section, thirty hours of non-stop attempts. You have to put that into perspective before you see how easily I finish it now.