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Welcome to test chamber seventeen. Please note that the Aperture Science Deadly Laser Grid is not part of this test and should be avoided. A complementary Aperture Science Emergency Medical Kit will not be provided. Proceed when ready in three, two, one.

Congratulations on completing that last test. Aperture Science researchers note that your performance was technically adequate, though statistically uninspired. Please ignore the smoke emanating from the vents; it is a refreshing aromatherapy treatment designed to help you relax before the next, significantly more lethal, evaluation phase. Proceed immediately.

Oh, hello again. I've prepared a new test chamber that's absolutely not designed to kill you. Though, statistically speaking, most test subjects do experience a slight case of death. But I'm sure you'll do fine. You always do. Until you don't.

You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

Oh, you're still alive. How disappointing- I mean, wonderful. I see you've discovered the Aperture Science Experimental Matter Redistributor. Please don't touch it unless you want your atoms scattered across seventeen different test chambers. Actually, go ahead.

Please note that the Aperture Science Enrichment Center has detected unauthorized celebrations in Testing Chamber 4. While enthusiasm for science is appreciated, all victory gestures must comply with Protocol C-147. Cake distribution remains suspended indefinitely.

I told you not to come back, but you didn't listen to me. That proves to me that you have 30 percent fewer brain cells than normal.

Oh, veo que has llegado a la siguiente cámara de pruebas. Qué alegría. He instalado un nuevo sistema de láser mortal, pero tranquila, solo te matará un poquito. Es más, si sobrevives, celebraremos con pastel. Aunque el pastel podría estar envenenado.