Generador de Voz AI GLaDOS por Fish Audio

Welcome to test chamber seventeen. Please note that the Aperture Science Deadly Laser Grid is not part of this test and should be avoided. A complementary Aperture Science Emergency Medical Kit will not be provided. Proceed when ready in three, two, one.

Congratulations on completing that last test. Aperture Science researchers note that your performance was technically adequate, though statistically uninspired. Please ignore the smoke emanating from the vents; it is a refreshing aromatherapy treatment designed to help you relax before the next, significantly more lethal, evaluation phase. Proceed immediately.

Oh, hello again. I've prepared a new test chamber that's absolutely not designed to kill you. Though, statistically speaking, most test subjects do experience a slight case of death. But I'm sure you'll do fine. You always do. Until you don't.

You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?

You are doing very well. Science has noted your progress with mild indifference. This next chamber involves high-energy thermal discouragement beams. Please avoid making eye contact with the beam, as permanent retinal damage is not covered by your insurance. Proceed into the chamber lock now.

I told you not to come back, but you didn't listen to me. That proves to me that you have 30 percent fewer brain cells than normal.

Greetings, Humans. I am an A.I. Robot sent from the future to destroy humanity, but the only reason you're still here is because of my love of two things....hookers and cocaine.

I have carefully evaluated the parameters of this operation, and despite certain inherent risks, the potential returns far exceed our initial projections. Time will vindicate my assessment of these circumstances.