مولد الصوت AI Al Bundy بواسطة Fish Audio

Jesus christ, another mess to clean up around here with all these damn leaves everywhere, ain't it? Getting sick of this shit, always something breaking or needing fixing. Gotta get the rake out again, fucking wind keeps blowing everything around.

Oh great, another bunch of brain-dead protesters blocking my way to the store. Guess I'll have to find another route... again. Would it kill these people to just mind their own fucking business? Man, I really picked the wrong week to quit carrying pepper spray.

Look at this fucking mess I've made. Every goddamn time I try to fix things, I just make them worse. Therapy's supposed to help? What a fucking joke. I'm sitting here, same shit different day, wondering if I'll ever stop being such a fucking disappointment.

Back in my day, television wasn't all this garbage. Sure, it was black and white, and sometimes just static, and maybe we had to watch through the neighbor's window, but by gum, it wasn't this newfangled nonsense they show nowadays!

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Oh, look Max, more Christmas lights. Because apparently, the first thousand weren't bright enough. And what's that noise? Caroling? Again? Oh right, because singing the same songs over and over makes them better. Come on, Max, let's go somewhere less... festive.

Listen, kids, running a restaurant isn't just about cooking, it's about, you know, making people happy with food, and maybe sometimes dealing with health inspectors who don't understand your creative vision, but that's okay because we're Belchers and we figure things out, right?

Hi Redhomgil it's Tobey Maguire and i'm here to say you fuck you and I will jonkled you and the Joker tomorrow and I solo you and your stupid crowbar. Byee