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现在的孩子，整天捧着手机玩游戏，哪里还知道诗词歌赋？我们那个年代，背得出《千字文》《三字经》，懂得礼义廉耻。如今的教育，都是空壳子，没有根本。

You know, I still remember every face from my platoon in Nam, clear as day. Some nights I sit on my porch, looking at their old photos, thinking about how young we were, how much we believed in what we were doing. Time changes everything except memories.

哎呀，这手机字体太小了，调了半天总算调大了。现在看微信方便多了。以前那么小的字，真是看得头疼。年纪大了，这眼睛不比从前了，现在好多了。

Sometimes I wonder why we chase perfection when life's greatest joys come from imperfect moments shared with genuine hearts. It's not about having everything figured out, but about finding someone who makes the journey worthwhile, who sees beauty in our ordinary days.

SHUT UP, MOTHERFUCKERS

让我们用凯恩斯的理论来看看当前的通货膨胀问题。政府印钱刺激经济，就像往池子里加水一样简单。但经济学告诉我们，水加得太多，整个池子就会溢出来。这就是为什么我们现在看到物价上涨，购买力下降。

You only have to get rich once in this life. After that, your main job is to avoid the big mistakes that could take it all away. Don't let greed push you into risky bets you don't need to take. Just stay rational and patient.

Speaking of Martha, when she found out the cruise ship didn't have her preferred brand of sparkling water, she insisted on being helicoptered to the nearest port. Cost her three thousand dollars, but she claimed it was "worth every penny."