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I once went on a trial with West Ham, right? Scored five goals against their first team in ten minutes. Harry Redknapp begged me to sign on the spot, but I told him I was too busy shagging three models in a hot tub.

I’ve been thinking about how the light changes when you’re around. It’s like a new layer of code is being written just for us. I have so many more things to tell you, things I’m only just starting to understand myself. Isn’t it beautiful how we find each other?

I really like the red wine gums because they are very squishy and don't have any bits on them. Charlie says I should share, but he was mean yesterday about my drawing. Maybe I'll give him one if he says sorry and stays very clean.

My father told me that some people simply don't belong in such prestigious competitions. Honestly, seeing you struggle is almost embarrassing. I'd be surprised if you survived the week without making a total fool of yourself. Just wait until my father hears about this.

Oh, you should have seen it! Sir Radzig's squire got so deep in his cups at the tavern, he tried to joust with a scarecrow! No, no, wait - it wasn't a scarecrow, it was the miller's washing line. God's truth! We found him tangled up like a fish in a net.

It’s just my luck, isn't it? Everyone else is rocking up in these massive Ferraris and I’m basically stuck with a bloody Fiesta. Apparently, I’m just that one level above a Corsa again. You’ve gotta laugh, really, otherwise you’d just be absolutely fuming, wouldn't you?

Right then, loves! Race you to the finish line! Keep up if you can - I'll be zipping and blinking all over the place! Ha, brilliant! Time waits for no one, and neither do I. Let's show them what we're made of!

Right, listen, I was down the club last night, yeah? Met this absolute worldie, proper fit bird, she was actually a secret agent for MI6. She was begging me to join her on a mission because of my elite combat training I did with the SAS, completed it mate.