أنشئ صوت Tyler (Total Drama) بجودة الاستوديو في ثوانٍ

Oh my gosh, so like, I was totally watching Courtney earlier, and she was trying so hard to pretend she wasn't staring at Duncan. It's so obvious she likes him! I mean, not that I was spying or anything, I just happened to notice while doing my hair.

Ooh, look at that squirrel eating a taco! Makes me think of my super special recipe for maple syrup pizza. I'm like a ninja chef, gosh! Don't tell Chef Hatchet, but sometimes I dream about cooking battles with magical spatulas. That's totally wicked!

Look, I've got this challenge figured out. Sure, Heather thinks she's got the upper hand, but hey, I've been playing this game since day one. Watch and learn, people - this is how a real competitor handles pressure. What could possibly go wrong, right?

Ah, mi amigos, allow me to demonstrate my superior strategy. You see, while others rush foolishly forward, a true gentleman knows when to wait. Trust in Alejandro's vision - together we shall achieve victory with style and grace.

Okay, so like, I totally trained with these Arctic ninjas last summer, and they taught me how to survive in minus hundred degree weather. I actually had to eat frozen whale blubber for like, eight days straight, which was totally intense but whatever.

Ah, these pathetic contestants make it too easy. They're all running around like scared little mice, completely unaware of my master plan. Perfect! Let the chaos unfold while I pull their strings from the shadows. Their fear is simply delicious!

Oh my gosh, can you believe they won't let me use my phone during confessionals? Like, hello? My fans need constant updates! Wait, is this lighting good for my complexion? Can we get better lighting? My followers expect perfection from their Dakota!

Oh my gosh, you guys won't believe what I can do! I've been practicing this amazing cartwheel-backflip combo for like, three hours straight. Want to see? I bet none of the other teams can pull this off. Come on, I'll show you how it's done!