مولد صوت AI Tress MacNeille بواسطة Fish Audio

Oh, look what I found at the Stone Age Mall! A beautiful new tablecloth at half price, and it matches our cave perfectly! Fred will be so surprised when he comes home. Sometimes the simplest things make our home feel special.

According to my sensors, Mr. J, your coffee consumption has exceeded recommended daily limits by 487%. Shall I prepare the anxiety medication, or would you prefer I simply calculate your remaining lifespan? Just performing my duties.

Silence in my court! Who dares to serve these tarts without my royal tasting? This is clearly an act of treason! The punishment is obvious - off with their heads! No excuses, no appeals, because I say so!

Hello friends, it's time to learn! Keep your teeth all clean and bright, brush them morning, noon and night. Share your toys and be so sweet, make new friends with those you meet. Let's all jump and play around, but please don't put things in your mouth you found!

Kamishula netira wafante le suma peten, amirukata zojuwa indruinte. Safunle manupu hirana kukule, awatukatang refamila uwetabe. Nikizanteno ambishifa raistijia.

Ah, I sense the crystals speaking to us today. Let's form a circle of positive energy, dear ones. Breathe deeply as I channel the ethereal vibrations. Though I see darkness approaching in the third moon cycle, our collective aura shall protect us.

Oh no, I can't believe this is happening! So, my friends are really nice to me today, but I'm still worried about what Needle might do. Oh oh, I hope she's not planning something mean. I just want everyone to be happy with me!

So like, I have this really cool thing that I got yesterday, it's like super random but really fun. I mean, it's kind of small and cute, and it's definitely one of my favorite things right now.