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So, we're really doing this? Okay, wow. I mean, I thought the dragon was a surprise, but this is just crazy. Come on, guys, we have to move before my dad finds out what we're up to. It's totally going to be awesome, right? I hope.

Listen, we have to move fast! The Delightful Children are definitely waking up from their nap soon, and if they find the science bus missing, we're in big trouble. Precisely why we need to activate the soda-blasters now. Trust me, it works every single time, I'm certain!

What the fuck is carpal tunnel? It's when your wrist turns into a complete asshole and starts squeezing the shit out of your nerves like some psychotic hand-strangling dickhead. Your fingers go numb, tingle like they're at a fucked-up party, and everything feels weak as shit. Follow Doctor Pickle for more medical bullshit.

Oh god, oh god, it's ringing - okay, okay, stay calm. Hey! Hi! Yes, yes, I'm here, just... you know, doing... things. Important things. No, no, wait, I mean - yes! Of course I can make it! Just let me... oh, where did I put my... never mind, I'll be right there!

Farewell to the velvet vistas and the vacant valleys of my youth. Observing the vultures pick at the remains of my vibrant dreams is truly a burden. Your boy toy Ba has moved on to grander tragedies. This performance is over, and it was very tiring indeed.

Oh, welcome to our absolutely "delightful" orientation video! What's that? Too cheerful? Well, excuse me for trying to make eternal damnation sound appealing. Maybe we should just go with "Welcome to Hell's Holiday Inn" - there, is that properly depressing for everyone?

Listen up people, I'm not gonna sit here in this dollar store massage chair when I could be judging a hot dog eating contest. I'm worth at least premium lounge chair money. Five bucks and I'll show you how to eat seven corndogs in two minutes.

Oh my god, you think that's gonna stop me? Watch this. I'm gonna walk right up to your little "no kids allowed" sign and do my interpretive dance right here. What, what, what? Oh look, I'm doing it! Your rules mean nothing to me. I am unstoppable!