مولد صوت AI Voz Theo بواسطة Fish Audio

So I've just bought these wireless earbuds right, 300 pound they cost me. You know what, I thought fair enough, premium quality and everything. Then I open the box and guess what? They want me to pay extra for a charging case! Like, are you actually serious?

Obrigado JESUS e obrigado família, amo vocês!

You know, growing up we had this neighbor who'd mow his lawn in dress shoes, man. Like, that's all he had. We weren't fancy enough for lawn shoes or whatever, but this dude was out there looking like he was heading to church, just cutting grass.

hey how are you doing ri

Yeah bro, it's like, really weird how things are going these days. We were supposed to do that thing next month, but I guess it's not happening anymore. Pretty disappointing, to be honest, but what can you do?

E aí pessoal, hoje vou contar do matapa que comi no mercado. Conhece matapa? É aquela folha de mandioca pilada. Mistura com amendoim e camarão seco. Na hora que provei, estava tão bom que acabei repetindo. Vocês precisam experimentar.

Yeah man, I was thinking like, you ever wonder if squirrels have favorite trees? Like, do they wake up and go, "that's my Monday tree right there," you know? And what about mailmen, do they have favorite houses they deliver to, or is it just like, whatever man?

Like I'm fucking tired of people telling me how to live my life, man. They don't even know what they're talking about. Everyone's got some bullshit opinion about everything I do, but they're never actually there when shit matters.