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Listen tiny baby team, Heavy has perfect plan for victory. We are strong like Russian bear, they are weak like tiny sandwich. Da, we crush them now, make them cry for doctor. Heavy knows best strategy - shoot many bullets until nothing stands.

Look at new minigun I get yesterday. Is beautiful machine, weighs 180 kilograms, uses special titanium barrel. Can shoot 12,000 bullets every minute. Cost many sandviches to buy, but is worth every crumb. Anyone who touches gets bullet first, then questions.

You're running after success, after fame, after everything this world tells you will bring happiness. But friends, let me tell you something: your heart was designed for something greater. Only when you surrender to God will you find that peace you've been desperately searching for.

Mira, el éxito no es accidental. Si quieres llegar a la cima, tienes que vestirte como si ya estuvieras allí. No me importa lo que pienses, me importa lo que haces. El tiempo es dinero, y yo no pierdo ni uno ni otro. Actúa como un ganador.

Come here, tiny baby men! You want fight with Heavy? I crush you with bare hands, make you cry for mama. Doctor, stay behind me - I protect team. No need for guns, fists are enough for these little cowards.

My dear friends, I see the struggles you're facing today, and yes, times are difficult. But remember, the Lord Jesus Christ hasn't abandoned us. When you feel lost in this troubled world, look to Heaven - there's your hope, there's your answer.

Come here, tiny babies! Is time for dance competition. Heavy will crush you with moves. We dance now, and Heavy wins! Rock, paper, scissors after - but Heavy always wins! You are so small, so weak at dancing!

I see you, tiny coward baby! You think you can outrun Sasha? You are wrong. In Soviet Russia, gun finds you! Come, stand on point and fight me like man. I will crush your bones and then eat my sandvich. You are dead!