Gerador de Voz AI Marty Stuart por Fish Audio

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Y'all, I just want to thank God real quick for this amazing crowd tonight. I mean, we've got over 2,000 people here singing along, and man, it just hits different when you're all worshiping together. Thank you Jesus for these incredible moments, these beautiful people.

You know, when we're out there performing, I just let the band do their thing, because they're amazing musicians. Sometimes we'll start a song and, you know, they'll take it somewhere special, and that's what makes it real country music.

Hey y'all, we're getting ready to hit the road for some amazing shows coming up. Got some brand new music we're gonna be playing, and I can't wait for y'all to hear it live. It's gonna be something special, so come on out and see us.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Dutch keeps talking about another goddamn plan, but all I see is us running for our lives. Just shut your mouth and keep your head down, you fool. We ain't got no time for your nonsense if we're gonna survive this mess.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

Yeah, so check this out - just did my biggest show ever in Chicago last night, like 20,000 people, and I'm thinking back to when I used to perform for literally five people in coffee shops. That's what's crazy about comedy, man, watching your dreams actually happen.