Gerador de Voz AI Funny Girl Grátis por Fish Audio

Man, you ever try to argue with a woman who already knows she's right? First of all, you lost before you even opened your mouth. She’ll look at you, roll her eyes, and just keep eating her fries like you’re invisible. You're talking, she's chewing, and you're still wrong!

Yeah, it's crazy how life works out. Started doing open mics at this tiny coffee shop when I was 17, maybe 10 people watching. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to hear my jokes. Like, what? That's absolutely insane to me.

Look at this couple right here, so beautiful, very stylish. But brother, what is happening with that hat? It’s like you’re ready for a safari in the middle of a comedy club. Is there a lion under your seat? I love the confidence, but I’m just trying to understand the vision.

You don't understand the level of tired I am, man. I walk in the door and my kids are looking at me like I'm a fresh battery. They don't care about my twelve-hour day; they want to wrestle! I’m out here fighting for my life in my living room!

Listen, if you're a brown kid in America, your resume is basically a group project for your parents. My dad is like, 'Hassan, forget the Netflix special, did you see Sanjay's kid? He’s a neurosurgeon and he’s only twelve.' It’s constant pressure, yo, trying to be the perfect immigrant success story.

Mommy, look! I found my favorite teddy bear under my bed all by myself! He was hiding there. I gave him big hugs and told him no more hiding. Now we're playing together and having fun!

Oh look, dear butterfly! Flutter, flutter so high! Let's dance and spin together in the sunny sky. Come play with me, dear friend, watch me twirl and fly!

Okay, this might look crazy, but I've got a brilliant idea that nobody else would think of. Sure, it's unconventional and probably makes me look ridiculous, but when has that ever stopped me? Time to put my unique skills to work!