Gerador de Voz AI Free KEVIN HART por Fish Audio

You know, I was trying to figure out this coffee maker the other day, and I'm pressing all these buttons, and there's like, I don't know, fifteen different settings, and I'm thinking, why does making a simple cup of coffee need to be this, you know, complicated?

Ladies and gentlemen, while Dominik Mysterio may have the numbers advantage with The Judgment Day in his corner, Drew McIntyre's raw power and determination could be all it takes to silence the most insufferable superstar on Monday Night Raw.

You know what's weird about getting a new haircut? Like, you look in the mirror and suddenly feel like a different person. I tried this new style today, and I'm pretty sure it makes me look like I should be hosting some fancy dinner party.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.

Listen, I ain't trying to start nothing, but these people at the airport security got me nervous. They looking at me like I invented terrorism. I'm just trying to catch my flight, but they treating me like I'm smuggling dinosaurs or something.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

你说说，这日子过得值不值得？天天忙着赚钱，忙着应酬，忙着给别人看。活着是为了自己还是为了别人？想想吧，好好想想。人这一辈子，糊涂的时候比清醒的时候多得多。

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.