Gerador de Voz AI 威廉霍尔登 por Fish Audio

Folks, there's this crazy new trend on TikTok where people are putting coffee in their shower heads, claiming it helps you lose weight. I mean, come on. First gelatin, now this? And somehow they're saying Taylor Swift endorses it. She doesn't, by the way.

Listen, when it comes to raising kids, it's not even close to equal, it's 90,10. The woman does 90 because she knows everything - the doctor appointments, the school stuff, the friend's names, everything. The man just shows up and plays with them, that's his 10 right there.

I keep seeing her everywhere, you know? In my dreams, on the streets... I reach out, but she's never there. I failed. I was supposed to protect her, to be there. How do you move on from something like that?

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

True connection isn't about perfect moments, it's about being real in the messy ones. When we embrace our vulnerability and share our fears, that's when we create space for genuine love to grow. It's in those raw, honest moments that we truly see each other.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

So we had this fighter in the gym yesterday, man, his striking is just incredible. The way he moves, it's like water, so smooth and efficient. And when he throws combinations, dude, it's just perfect timing. Oh my God, the precision is insane.

Hey y'all, we're heading out on tour next month and I'm so excited to share some brand new music with everybody. Got some really special moments planned for the show, and I can't wait to see all your faces out there.