Gerador de Voz AI Clint Wright por Fish Audio

You know what's crazy guys? Like, why is it when you finally get your shit together, got money in the bank, feeling good about yourself, that's when your car breaks down or your phone dies or some random bill shows up. Like, life's just waiting to mess with you, you know what I mean?

Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?

hey baby how are you doin?

You know what's better than doing laundry? Buying new socks when you run out. Yeah, I said it. Who's got time to match pairs and fold all that shit anyway? Sometimes the lazy way is the smart way.

All right guys, I’m back out here in the brush today trying to move some of these heavy logs before the rain hits, you know what I mean? It’s a fucking mess, but I’ve got to get these trails cleared out for the quad. Anyways, we're making real progress.

Anyone else just eat straight from the pot because they're too lazy to dirty up a plate? And don't even get me started on using paper towels as napkins. We're all just trying to avoid doing more dishes, right?

All right, look, another huge red flag is when she can't even eat a meal without taking like fifty photos of it first. I'm sitting there starving, man, and I'm just watching my steak get cold while she's looking for the right lighting. It's just too much, you know?

You know what's crazy? Like, why is it when you're trying to eat healthy, that's when everyone wants to go out for pizza and burgers? Like, your friend who never calls suddenly wants to do Taco Tuesday. You know what I'm saying? Life's just messing with you sometimes.