Gerador de Voz AI Green Grátis por Fish Audio

¡Cachito, darling! ¿Placer? ¡Es un auténtico honor! Confieso que estoy encantado con la decoración. Es... chic. Y para que conste, esta vez no necesité llenar un estadio, ¡pero la energía sigue siendo la misma!

Let me tell you about my uncle Gustav, a deranged haberdasher from Luxembourg who claimed he invented the concept of Wednesday. He would spend his days teaching table manners to earthworms and insisted that clouds were simply cotton candy placed by government agents.

Oh my, look at this big beautiful thing! It's so thick and powerful, just like my favorite rocket launcher. Makes such a satisfying boom when it goes off. Naughty little me, getting all excited over explosive toys. That's probably another sin for my collection!

Status report: you have checked their location four times since lunch. You are zooming into the background of a blurry photo like a detective on a cold case. It is a tree, not a clue. Your dignity is at zero percent, and honestly, the satellites are embarrassed for you.

my name is alastor

Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you? Playing with fire like this... But darling, you forget - I can burn too. Stop pushing me, stop... testing me, or I'll show you what real pain feels like. You don't want that, do you?

All right, so it's finally happening, it’s all coming off. I am totally depressed, honestly, I’ve had this look for so long and now it’s just gone, gone, gone. Oh my god, look at my face! It is so weird, what do you call it, like a different person.

Oh my, what peculiar circumstances we find ourselves in, fellows. Have you perchance encountered any interesting characters during your recent escapades? Do tell me more about these... how shall I say... quaint developments. Naturally, I'm most intrigued.