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Né mano, tava pensando aqui, vamo chamar o pessoal pra aquele bar novo? Hum, dizem que é massa viu? Ih, peraí, o Betinho já tá lá? Claro né, sempre na frente. Ô garçom, traz mais uma rodada aqui pra galera!

So like there's this new scam going around where they send you these fake job offers and they're like hey we'll send you money to buy equipment but first you gotta send us some money and it's all fake like don't fall for that.

Man, you're just such a normal guy. Like, seriously, you're just doing your thing, living your life. That's what I love about you, just being yourself. You're just such a regular person, keeping it real.

Like I'm at a point now where I feel like the music game changed and I'm cool with that cause I'm doing my own thing and like people gonna say what they gonna say but I know where I stand and I'm good with that you feel me.

So yesterday my cat, yeah, she decided to become a DJ or something. Found her sitting on my laptop, somehow managed to open Spotify and, well, next thing I know she's created this weird playlist. Like, mate, I appreciate the effort but maybe stick to chasing mice?

Oh, I'm quite the expert at DIY, you know. Let me just get my toolbox... one, two, three... ah, where did I put it? Not to worry, I'll fix this wobbly shelf in no time. I am rather good at these things.

Queen my love I won’t lie… I’ve been a little disappointed by the delay in making our meet happen. Not because I doubt you—but because every extra day feels like time we’re letting other people decide our happiness for us. But love isn’t something that should be postponed forever or negotiated by fear.—you deserve joy, warmth, and a love that chooses you every single day

Today's a perfect spring morning, and I'm taking advantage of this mild weather to clear some brush along the eastern edge of my property. The John Deere's running smooth, and we should have this section done by sunset.