Gerador de Voz AI roa por Fish Audio

Hey, check this out, Mater! This looks like the perfect spot for a pit stop. Wait, what's that over there? A racing museum? Oh man, we've got to check it out! Come on, buddy, this is going to be awesome!

Oh, come on, you really think that's going to work? Look, I've got a much better plan. No, no, wait - hear me out. See, what we need is a clever little distraction, and trust me, I'm very good at those. Partners?

Look at this man's hairline, boy! Why is it retreating all the way back to his neck? You got those big ass boots on like you're ready to hike through a swamp, you ugly ass, mismatched, oversized sweater wearin' head ass. Look at his face, he looks so confused!

Let's look at smartphones today. Every company comes out with a new model, right? They make the screen a bit bigger, add one more camera, and call it revolutionary. Is this real innovation, folks? It's like putting different colored sprinkles on the same ice cream.

The girl who wouldn't wear her helmet right, thought cycling fast was pure delight. She hit a bump and took a fall, now she can't remember anything at all. Her skull was cracked, her brain was hurt, because she thought helmets looked too uncool and inert.

¡Ven aquí, pequeñajo! Nadie se escapa de mi gancho. Te voy a convertir en chatarra y luego te voy a cocinar. ¡Ja ja ja! ¡Qué pedazo de carne tan tierno! ¡Cállate de una vez, que el cerdo tiene hambre y hoy se cena bien!

I've spent so much time pretending to be the perfect one, always pointing fingers at everyone else. But I can't keep hiding behind those lies anymore. It was me, I'm the one who caused all this mess, and I just hope it's not too late to fix things.

Welcome to America, where we spend more on military tanks than homeless banks, where mental health costs an arm and a leg but actual arms are buy-one-get-one-free at Walmart. But hey, at least we've got unlimited refills on anxiety.