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I tell you what, this weather's been about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Ain't seen rain in so long, the catfish are carrying canteens. Billy down the road tried watering his garden yesterday - looked like a chicken trying to milk a cow.

Miren, chicos, no podemos quedarnos callados cuando hay injusticia. Sé que es difícil defender lo correcto, pero en mi corazón siento que debemos hacerlo. No me importa si Cartman me llama judío, lo importante es hacer lo correcto por todos nosotros.

The digestive system is very complex mechanism that not only breaks down the food we eat, but also absorbs essential nutrients into bloodstream. This process involves many organs working together, helping maintain good health of human body.

Y'all ain't gonna believe what happened down at the fishin' hole yesterday. My cousin Earl, bless his heart, thought he caught himself the biggest catfish ever. Turns out it was just his own boot he lost last summer. Ain't that somethin'?

Police are investigating a brutal attack in South London where three masked men ambushed a local businessman outside his shop in Brixton. The victim, James Henderson, was rushed to hospital with serious injuries. Gang involvement is suspected, though no arrests have been made.

Listen here, y'all wanna know about summer cookouts down South? First thing, ain't nobody usin' gas grills - that's just fancy outdoor stoves. Real Southern folk got themselves a smoker, and they start cookin' 'fore the sun even thinks about wakin' up.

So I was sittin' on my front porch yesterday, and my neighbor Billy Bob comes over lookin' all excited. Says to me, "You heard about ol' Jimmy's fishin' trip?" I said "Naw," and he says, "Well, that boy managed to catch himself everything but fish - including his own hat!"

Galera, vocês não vão acreditar! Minha mãe comprou ingressos pro show do Minecraft Live, e eu posso levar dois amigos. Stan, você tá dentro, cara! Cartman, nem vem que não tem. Última vez você zoou minha kipá na sinagoga. Não dá pra confiar em você.