Gerador de Voz AI (BFDI) Purple Face (Dwight Schultz) por Fish Audio

I've been working on my underwater rescue techniques at school today, ribbit. The training pool is getting warmer, which makes it easier to practice longer. Being a frog-type hero has its advantages, you know.

Look, when you're doing a show, unless it's really good content and it fits naturally, you don't want to force it, that's fine, but what people come for is entertainment, just like if you're at a restaurant, you don't want a lecture between courses.

Let's look at insulin sensitivity, and interestingly, recent research shows something fascinating. When we compare morning versus evening meal timing, the same exact food produces significantly different metabolic responses. In fact, the morning glucose response can be up to 50% lower than evening consumption.

Hey guys, just wanted to drop in and let you know we've got some new merch coming your way. Been working on these designs myself and I think y'all are gonna love them. Should be available next week, so keep an eye out. Really appreciate all the support, as always.

You're not your job. You're not the car you drive or the contents of your wallet. You're buying things you don't need, with money you don't have, to impress people you don't like. Wake up. You're just another piece of furniture in IKEA's catalog.

Hey look at that penguin over there eh, trying to ride a bicycle. That's pretty funny stuff. You can't do that mate, you've got flippers not hands. Ah well, maybe next Tuesday then.

From the heights of destiny, I watch over all. Those who dare challenge justice shall face my wrath. The sky bends to my will, and darkness trembles at my approach. Death is but a shadow beneath my wings.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? I remember doing open mics in these tiny bars where like five people would show up. Now I'm selling out theaters and people are actually paying to see me. Like, that's insane! Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moment right there.