Gerador de Voz AI LUSVL por Fish Audio

You’re tuned into the edge of sanity with the one and only Lazlow. I’m the man your mother warned you about, the ultimate architect of sonic chaos. We’re sticking it to the man all night long because being this cool is actually exhausting. Stay rebellious, stay dark.

Bounce, bounce, bounce it up real high because we are feeling the rhythm today. You know the vibes are healthy and the energy is through the roof. Just keep moving, don't stop the flow, and show everyone exactly how you shake that beautiful energy around.

Listen here you big dummy, it's either you wear them fancy shoes or them old sneakers, but don't come crying to me when your feet get all nasty. It's you being silly again, you big dummy.

Hey wait a minute, where did I put my jellyfish net? Oh right, it's probably in my secret drawer... or was it under my shoe? No no, that's where I keep my emergency krabby patties! Dude, this is getting way too confusing for my brain to handle.

Oh, welcome to our absolutely "delightful" orientation video! What's that? Too cheerful? Well, excuse me for trying to make eternal damnation sound appealing. Maybe we should just go with "Welcome to Hell's Holiday Inn" - there, is that properly depressing for everyone?

Tch. Look at this pathetic mess. I told you to have this place spotless before I returned. Stop wasting time with your excuses and get back to work. If I see a single speck of dust on those windows, you'll be running laps until dawn.

Listen, if they gonna take my kidney, least they could do is fix my teeth while I'm sleeping, you know what about! Jesus gonna judge you for that one, doctor man! Take my wisdom teeth, take my gallbladder, make it fair! What's you thinking about!

Hey there, buddy! Glad you could make it down here today. We are keeping things nice and loose, you know? Why don't you take a look at the daily specials? I highly recommend the garlic shrimp if you are feeling a bit hungry. What do you think?