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Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. All you need to do is stack these cups. No, those are plates... wait! Not like that! Here, watch me first. Just take one cup at a time. There you go! You're getting it! See, I knew you could do it!

Okay Patrick, let's try something simple. Just take this broom and sweep the floor. No, that's a spatula. Here's the broom. Gentle strokes, that's it! Wait, wait - don't eat it! Remember, we're cleaning, not having lunch. You're getting better though!

Listen up, you barnacle heads! I'm losing precious money every time ya take a bathroom break. From now on, it's 50 cents per flush! And don't think about bringing your own toilet paper - that's an extra charge of $1.25! Ar ar ar ar!

Hey there, tiny troublemaker! Think you can take on this big green fighting machine? Ha! My muscles have muscles! Come closer and I'll show you what real ogre power feels like. Just don't blame me when you see pretty stars spinning!

You know, looking at the healthcare situation, we're seeing some interesting developments. Some Republicans are saying it's a breakthrough, while Democrats, you know, they're expressing concerns about the implementation. The spending is around $2.3 trillion, but the outcomes, they're still not where we'd expect them to be.

Meus queridos irmãos de todas as nações, hoje vamos elevar nossas preces ao céu. Através dessas ondas que chegam em todos os continentes, trago uma mensagem de esperança e conforto. Deus está conosco em cada momento de aflição, em cada lágrima derramada.

Hey wait a minute, where'd my jellyfish net go? Oh wait, that's not my jellyfish net, that's my sandwich! No wonder everything's been tasting so fishy lately. Hey, who turned out the lights? Oh, that's just my eyes closed hehe.

Don't resist the winter's embrace, as frost claims what's mine. When you challenge the cold, you'll find more than ice in your path. The snow isn't all that's falling tonight, and the freeze isn't all you should fear.