Gerador de Voz AI James por Fish Audio

Look, I’m not a total psycho, alright? Just because I bought a crate of expired mayonnaise from a guy in a parking lot doesn't mean I've lost it. It’s for the bit! No, don't call the police. It’s vintage, it’s practically an antique at this point!

Don't let go, let me know, don't let go, let me know. Can't forget, won't forget, can't forget, won't forget. Stay with me, stay with me, stay with me now.

Chad, stop messing around! The car is dead and I can’t find anyone else. I thought you were just being annoying again, but now I’m actually scared. If you can hear me, please just say something. It's way too quiet out here and I really hate it.

You see, a man doesn't need much in this world besides a bit of respect and a place to call his own. You keep your head down and you do the work that needs doing. It’s a long road, but we’ll get there eventually.

Hey buddy, huddle up! We’re gonna win this precinct competition or I’m going to cry in the breakroom for three hours. I’ve got a tactical plan involving heavy snacks and some truly dope victory dances. Let's go break some records and maybe grab some donuts. Boobs, farts, justice!

Hey, watch this shot! Nobody can guard me on the court. Oh, thanks for the assist, Bugs! You know, we make a pretty great team when we're out here playing basketball together. Just keep those "doll" comments to yourself, okay?

Daddy look, I putted my shoes in da microwave! My head is full of sparkly jelly beans and I eating soap bubbles. Don't worry, I only broked three lamps today and my pet rock is sleeping in da toilet.

Honestly, can you blame her? When you look this good, it’s practically a public service to let people stare. She clearly knows quality when she sees it, and let's be real, I’m just here to provide the daily inspiration she obviously needs.