Gerador de Voz AI RuPaul por Fish Audio

Listen, I remember trying to get into this restaurant booth, okay, and I'm talking about squeezing in like a sardine. The waitress is standing there, probably thinking "Should I get the butter?" Man, those were the days, but look at me now.

Y'all won't believe what just happened at the drive-through. Asked for a vanilla latte, and the receipt says "vanilla lottery." My wife's like, "Well, at least they got vanilla right!" These coffee runs are becoming our daily entertainment show.

Being a dad means I’ll call my kids from across the house, or even from the driveway, just to have them hand me my phone that’s sitting two inches away. My back isn't what it used to be, and honestly, they need the exercise more than I do.

The ketchup, the ketchup, yeah the ketchup was everywhere. I've been talking to these vegetables lately, mostly carrots, they're pretty chill. Gonna do some meditation after this, but first I need to tell you about my thoughts on doorknobs. They're complicated but not really.

Good morning, good morning! Woooo, man, I love all y'all so much. Just wanted to hop on and say hey to the crew. Pre one on one, let's get this energy right today. It just is what it is, y'all. I really love all y'all!

Hey just wanted to say thanks for coming to the show with your family and I love how you all sang along and your kids were having such a great time and we should definitely do this again when we come back to town and.

Guys, let me tell you something about shopping with women. They try on ten different black dresses that look exactly the same. They ask our opinion but don't listen anyway. I'm done pretending I understand the difference between navy and dark blue.

Honestly, I'll tell you, when we're writing these days, we try not to overthink the old stuff. It’s like, we’re not those same angsty kids anymore, you know? We’re just trying to capture those small, weird moments that actually happen in real life between the big choruses.