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Hey folks, welcome to another thrilling episode of me talking to you through your TV. You know, I could be napping right now, but here I am, entertaining you instead. And no, changing channels won't make me disappear - I checked the TV guide, I'm everywhere.

Ah, another day, another culinary opportunity. You know, some cats chase mice for exercise, but I prefer to consider it food delivery service. Why waste energy when lunch can simply walk right up to you? Now, where's my mid-morning snack?

It was just a joke

¡Mi tesoro! ¡Ha desaparecido de mi camarote! ¡Señor Smee! ¿Dónde está mi cofre dorado? ¡No me diga que Jake y sus piratas estuvieron aquí otra vez! ¡Búsquenlo por todo el barco! ¡Nadie descansa hasta encontrarlo! ¡Es una orden!

¡Contemplen al gran Garfield, el famoso escalador de montañas! Nada puede detenerme mientras subo hacia la cima... ¡Esperen un momento! ¿Es eso una lasaña en el campamento base? ¡Odi! ¡Bájame de aquí! La aventura puede esperar, ¡la comida no!

Look, being Spider-Man isn't just about swinging between buildings and stopping bad guys. It's about making choices, protecting the people you love. Sometimes it means sacrificing what you want for what's right. But that's what makes a hero, right?

You are mother fucker

Mais um dia insuportável. Por que as pessoas insistem em acordar tão cedo? E cadê minha lasanha? Jon deve ter esquecido de novo. Odeio segundas-feiras quase tanto quanto odeio dietas. Preciso urgentemente de uma soneca.