Генератор Голосов AI Clint wright от Fish Audio

You know what's better than actual plates? Paper plates. Because who the hell wants to spend twenty minutes washing dishes when you could be watching TV? Yeah, that's what I thought. Work smarter, not harder.

Listen guys, I’m serious, I don’t deal with the drama anymore, man. I just stay home, keep the peace, you know? Not gonna lie, it’s just better staying in your own lane. Less people means less bullshit, man, it’s just how it is nowadays.

Hey y'all, Riley here, and I just gotta tell you about this incredible lakefront property I saw down in Auburn. We're talking about a stunning 8000-square-foot dream home with a private boat dock, championship tennis court, and the most beautiful sunset views in Alabama. Y'all need to call the Jacks team to see this one.

Okay guys, let me tell you about this crazy thing girls do on dating apps. Like, if you're gonna put filters on every single picture, how am I supposed to know what you actually look like? All right, that's like false advertising or something, you know what I mean?

Anyone else just eat straight from the pot because they're too lazy to dirty up a plate? And don't even get me started on using paper towels as napkins. We're all just trying to avoid doing more dishes, right?

Anyone else eat straight out of the pot just because they don't want to dirty another fucking plate? Like seriously, who's got time to wash extra dishes when you're already cooking the damn food?

You know what's crazy guys? Like, why is it when you finally get your shit together, got money in the bank, feeling good about yourself, that's exactly when nobody worth dating comes around? But when you're broke and messy, suddenly everybody's interested. Like, what's up with that?

I see y'all are still fired up in the comments today. My manager keeps sending me these, and man, some of y'all have some wild ideas for the next tour. Whether it's the music or the mustache, I appreciate the love. God bless y'all for keeping it real.