Бесплатный генератор AI голосов Joe от Fish Audio

So this guy at the store, like he's trying to steal something or whatever, and somehow or another he ends up tripping over his own feet, crashes into the display, and the whole thing just, like if you saw it in a security camera footage you'd think it was staged or.

So like back in the 60s they started all these weird programs that's still fucking around today which is crazy because nobody even remembers why they started them it's just like somebody made a decision and now we're stuck with it.

I think I got my eating habits from my sister, like how we both can't cook very well. And the way I organize things, or I guess don't organize things, that's probably from growing up watching my dad's messy desk and stuff.

So anyway right, I get this call from these producers and they're like can you come in tomorrow, and I'm like yeah whatever, and then they start telling me about this new show thing they're doing, and I'm thinking okay fine but I was actually in the middle of something else right.

Listen, if you guys are sitting there watching ads, just know it’s literally just free money for me. Like, you're not even doing anything, you’re just watching, and it’s just taking money from these big companies and putting it right here. It’s a win-win, dude, it really is.

Man, I remember this crazy show we did in Chicago back in 2012. The crowd was amazing, maybe 300 people packed in this tiny theater. Me and the guys were just having a blast, and that's what it's all about - making people laugh and creating memories.

You ever notice how every banana in every store looks exactly the same? Like, identical twins but millions of them. They say there's thousands of banana varieties, but we only see one type everywhere. I'm not saying there's some banana conspiracy, but something's weird there, right?

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