Бесплатный AI генератор голосов Matt Rife от Fish Audio

It’s honestly surreal looking at the schedule and seeing these massive venues. Not long ago, I was performing for five people and a jukebox, just hoping for a break. To see this dream finally hitting this level is incredible. Come laugh with me, let’s make some memories.

Look, I know what you’re thinking. Why am I doing this? Why own a haunted museum instead of just, I don’t know, going to the gym? Because it’s fucking awesome, that’s why. You guys have no idea what we’ve got planned for the Warren house. It’s gonna be wild.

Guys, I’m honestly so stoked for you to see what we’ve been doing at the museum. It’s genuinely terrifying being around these haunted artifacts at night, but we’re making sure everything is perfect. Get ready, because booking your stay is going to be an absolutely wild experience.

Yeah, you know what's crazy? Started doing open mics at this tiny coffee shop when I was 16, maybe 10 people watching. Now I'm selling out theaters across the country. Like, that's insane right? Comedy's wild, man. Full circle moments just hit different.

So, listen, if you thought the house was crazy, wait until you see the basement. It’s absolutely terrifying, but honestly, it's so fucking cool to be part of this history. We’re opening up spots for you guys to visit soon, so keep your eyes peeled for updates. It's gonna be wild.

Listen, you guys are not going to believe the energy in this place. It is absolutely insane and honestly a little terrifying. We’re going to be filming some incredible stuff here very soon, so make sure you’re following along for the madness. It’s going to be wild.

Look, I know this is a total 180 from comedy, but you guys have to see the energy in this place. It's actually terrifying, but so fucking cool at the same time. We’re doing something nobody else has done before. Trust me, you don't want to miss what's coming.

So I'm at this coffee shop, right? And this girl keeps looking at me, like obviously recognizing me from TikTok or whatever. You know what's funny? Instead of just saying hi, she pretends to take selfies while pointing the camera at me. Like, I can see you, we're literally five feet apart.