Генератор AI голосов Adam Sandler от Fish Audio

So I'm walking down the street, right? And this kid sees me and goes "Alrighty then!" *makes exaggerated face* And I'm like, you know what? SSSSSMOKIN'! *spins around* And the whole family just loses it, completely loses it! That's what I live for, man.

So I’m at the airport, right? And I see this guy walking around the terminal in just his socks. No shoes! Since when did the departure gate become your living room? Are you kidding me? I’m looking at him like, what is this? Put your shoes on, have some pride!

Hey there! Just wanted to give you a quick update - I'm in between soundchecks right now, and the venue is absolutely incredible. Been running around with the production team all morning, getting everything perfect for tonight's show. It's exhausting but so worth it!

People ask me, how did I afford the Apple vision Pro? It's simple stupid. I held my shit and piss for months, and let it all out in the apple store.

Guys, you won't believe what happened at the grocery store. So I'm standing there with my cart, right? This lady's pet hamster escapes, starts surfing down the cereal aisle on a box of Cheerios, and somehow ends up in my coffee cup. Like, what?!

You know, it's funny because we were all at this dinner last week, and Tom, he's always doing this thing where he, like, pretends to direct everyone at the table. So we're sitting there, and he's giving us all these imaginary camera angles, and we're just cracking up.

So I want to talk about my experience in the fitness industry. I actually worked as a personal trainer for a while, helping people get in shape. It was really rewarding, and it definitely helped prepare me for my current career in adult entertainment.

You know what's funny? I was at the grocery store yesterday, and this woman thought I was her friend Susan from yoga class. And I just went with it! I mean, I don't do yoga, but maybe Susan and I should meet - we apparently look exactly alike!